Wednesday, July 29, 2009

The war against modern poetry

The 20s and 30s saw a flourishing of experimental, modernist poetry, often with marxist or left-wing politics. According to Al Filreis's book Counter-Revolution of the Word: The Conservative Attack on Modern Poetry, 1945–1960, this all changed after World War Two when conservative critics launched a counter-attack; they reasserted a more traditional form of poetry based on the lyric and expressing emotion, helping to kill off literary experimentation and ushering in a post-ideological age. Two reviews, by Charles Bernstein and Sarah Ehlers (pdf) explain Filreis's argument, and largely agree with it.

Ehlers explains how
in the middle of the 20th century, conservative critics decried experimental verse forms in an attempt to destroy the modernist avant-garde and to undo its associations with the Left. Yet by treating modern poetic experimentalism as a form of communist subversion, and by privileging a traditional lyricism defined by individual expression and reflection, it appears that these critics effectively convinced American audiences that poetry and politics don't mix.
The anti-communist critics, such as Stanley Coblentz's League for Sanity in Poetry, attempted to remove the politics from earlier poets. They rewrote the history of poetry to their own ends, turning Whitman from a radical socialist (and homsexual) into a nationalist, an epic poet to match Virgil or de Camoes, and used attacks on poetical experimentalism to discredit the political views of the largely left-wing experimental poets of the 1920s and 30s.

The anti-communists focussed on the difficulty and non-accessibility of modernist poetry, using its apparent rejection of the mass audience to discredit it: modernist poetry became an enemy of the public. The conservatives feared modernist poetry's rejection of hierarchy, with Donald Davidson condemning paratactic verse for its "treacherous political irresponsibility in the act of eschewing relations of cause and effect while the related elements [are] left to stand in unordered, unsubordinated lists." (AF) Bernstein points out the contradiction that leftist writers were often seen as democratic, yet in the 1950s left-wing modernist forms were accused of elitism and anti-populism.

Traditional lyric poetry was seen as staying true to individual emotions, while modern verse was about abstractions. The 1950s anticommunists used similar language to that of Hitler's art criticism: "The vocabulary of thirties-bashing was cast in the idiom of incurability; tropes of cancer and mass death abounded. Leftist writing of the 1930s was dismissed 'in a phrase: it was an alien growth' ... 'poison'" (AF). Lucien Burman condemned Gertrude Stein's influence "still to be found in many strategic strongholds, like the lurking germs of a yellow fever, they must be constantly fought and sprayed with violent chemicals lest the microbes develop again and start a new infection."

As the conservatives tried to shape poetry to their will, modernists were accused of imposing critical orthodoxy and perpetrating a "Big Lie": the lie that their work was poetry at all. Coblentz claimed modernist leftists would use the state security apparatus to impose their poetic ideas on the nation. Pinnacle, the magazine of the League for Sanity in Poetry, compared modernism to genocide. Peter Viereck linked the modernist "anything goes" philosophy with totalitarian mass murder.

The effects of this conservative campaign were long-lasting. 1950s magazines like Poetry refused to publish new verse by writers with radical politics even if the poets had been previously published there. Many poets saw their reputations ruined. The critical landscape shifted from the radicalism of the early 20th century to the system we now have. Bernstein sees traces of the anti-modernism persisting, in a belief that mainstream aesthetic principles are common sense, and a continuing pressure towards non-ideological poetry that accepts the dominant norms; the literary establishment claims that the avant-garde has won, as an excuse to say experimentalism's time has past.




It is common on the left to explain post-ideological traditionalist poetry and literature as an inevitable product of late capitalism, but the account given by Filreis seem to show that contemporary ideas about poetry were creations of people with a specific political program and perhaps not historically necessary. It also shows how decisions about the literary canon often reflect political needs; battles over the interpretation of classic poets are frequent, and it can be seen here that they often have very high stakes.

Filreis's work follows earlier studies such as Who Paid the Piper?: CIA and the Cultural Cold War by Frances Stonor Saunders (Reviews Monthly Review; CIA) which described how the CIA and other anti-communist organisations funded journals such as the Partisan Review, promoted writers such as George Orwell, and most famously supported abstract expressionism. The influence of these policies is debatable; while some people claim abstract expressionism was otherwise worthless and its valorisation is all a CIA plot, a more measured response sees the CIA as attempting to shift the world's cultural balance from Europe (with its strong left-wing tendencies) towards the USA. Promoting abstract art also damaged the left-wing representational art that had been popular in public contexts in the 1930s and 40s, funded by New Deal money, with the many followers of Mexican muralist Diego Rivera, and black artists like Jacob Lawrence. And art is not a matter of isolated geniuses: they require money, often from government or institutional sources (most American poets seem to earn their living through universities), but also a supportive creative and critical community.

There was certainly debate in the 1950s as to whether anti-communists should fund the abstract expressionists or more traditional artists, so it's noteworthy that in poetry the opposite side seemed to win compared to what happened in painting. And now we have an art world dominated by abstraction and conceptualism, and a literary world that seems shy of experiment. Cultural history often seems to conservatives to be a history of great men and women, and to those on the left as a story of historical inevitability under the wheels of capitalism, but Filreis shows that neither view is sufficient, and literary reputations and the success of artistic movements often hinge on political expediency and decisions that have little to do with art.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Graffiti for God

The Daily Mail with customary vigour reports on a show at the Gallery of Modern Art in Glasgow where visitors are invited to write comments in a copy of the Bible. The show, called Made In God's Image, was curated by artists Anthony Schrag and David Malone, and this particular exhibit was presented by the Metropolitan Community Church, a liberal denomination ministering particularly to the lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgendered and queer community.

They invited people: "If you feel you've been excluded from the Bible, please write your way back into it." According to the Mail, the work has "the aim of reclaiming the Bible as a sacred text", particularly for gays, lesbians, and other people who feel marginalised. Inevitably, some people have written rude comments in the Bible, including "FACIST GOD" (sic), as well as more harmless remarks like: "I have no religion belief, but I try very hard to be a good person, and 'That is it!'", "Everyone is a person no matter what", and "I don't want in."

According to the Mail, the show has been condemned by George Reid, a former Scottish National Party MP and ex-Lord High Commissioner to the General Assembly of the Church of Scotland (the Mail gets this title wrong), and spokespeople from the Christian Institute, the Christian Legal Centre, the Roman Catholic Church, and the Taxpayers' Alliance. A Church of Scotland spokesperson said, "We would discourage anyone from defacing the Bible."

Monday, July 27, 2009

Swords! Breasts! Dubious online business model!

Accused of salacious and misleading advertising, spamming, plagiarism, and possibly filling your computer with identity-thieving software, the online fantasy strategy game Evony is heavily criticised online (Guardian; Bruce on Games more; Coding Horror). It's "free forever" and therefore needs to advertise on the cheap and get your money other ways: its tools are breasts and comment-spam. If you've been on a website carrying ads in the past few months, particularly one aiming for a geeky/technology-savvy/teen market, it's hard to escape its exhortations (examples here) to rescue a buxom wench from some unnamable evil. It also offers "play discreetly now", which makes it sound like a porn site; early ads included images of lingerie models but now they are using drawn fantasy art that looks like it's cut out from the cover of a romance novel. Bruce On Games claims these ads have no relation to the game content, but teenage boys like boobies, is probably the advertising strategy.

The game is free to buy, but almost anything you want to do in the game (get equipment, speak to other players) costs money. It was produced by Eric Lam, a Chinese businessman who specialises in gold farming (definition: paying people pennies to play online games and selling the items and in-game currency they earn by playing; Wikipedia). According to the Guardian, Microsoft is suing its Chinese owners Universal Multiplayer Game Entertainment for click fraud (definition: exaggerating views to increase advertising revenue; WP again). It's being promoted by comment spam, the practice of posting irrelevant comments on blogs and discussion boards (Popehat.com; Bruce on Games).

But is it a good game? Free online gaming is becoming popular with games like Runescape, Habbo, Maple Story, and Free Realms, so there is a market here. People like free things. Bloggers say Evony is buggy and rather derivative, copying games like Age of Empires and Civilization (Arksark.org) - it was nearly called Civony - although not all reviews are bad (The Big Critique). Bruce On Games reports that its downloadble iEvony client may be doing evil things to your computer, possibly installing malware.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Reading columnists and commenters so you don't have to

For years Speak You're Branes has been ridiculing people who post insane (and generally rightwing) comments on the BBC's Have Your Say discussions.

Mail Watch has been chronicling the Daily Mail's insanity for even longer, with considerable critical intelligence and wit. From the same source but with a wider remit: Enemies of Reason. The Daily Mail Tendency and Stirring Up Apathy do the same thing but less well.

Tabloid Watch goes wider. While Bristol Evening Post Watch goes narrower, and has recently shut up shop.

David Aaronovitch Watch follows the Blairite journalist, but also has a lot of information on Martin Amis and similar intellectuals. They did at one point post a link to the metatextual Aaronovitch Watch Watch, but it seems to have been taken down.

Angry Mob keeps an eye on Melanie Phillips, Richard Littlejohn, and much more.

Christopher Hitchens watch follows the maverick alcoholic.

MediaWatchWatch follows the TV-complaining organisation Media Watch and other pro-censorship groups like Christian Voice (whose voice doesn't seem to have much in common with the Church of England or indeed Jesus).

Opinion Beyond Education monitors Biased BBC (one of a large number of organisations who monitor the BBC for left-wing bias).

Any more?

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Godwin's Law goes Web 2.0!

Twhitler (seemingly put together by a fan of the B3ta website) collects Twitter posts about Hitler. Some of them are perfectly sensible, discussing the movie Valkyrie, mustaches, or really unpleasant people. Other posts are not:
  • Obama's Czars are similar in power to the "ministers" under Stalin or Hitler. Communism, Marxism, Facism, same. USA capitalists! Bye Obama
  • all atheists are not evil, yet you would defend atheists like Mao, Hitler, Stalin, Castro, and their murderous actions?
  • but criticizing organic producers makes you no better than Hitler. Did you not consider such things ?
  • In that case, perhaps the ultimate insult is: "God is YOU. You killed more Jews than even Hitler! Hitler didn't let Jesus die!"
  • There was another guy whose government who ran the Health Plan for his country. His name: Adolph Hitler. He killed 6 million Jews using it.
  • Stickers on the back of a truck: 'Ill forgive Jane Fonda when the Jews forgive Hitler' and one with an eagle giving the middle talon tha ...
  • Its not politically correct to say so but islamofacists are selling us down the river Somebody should bring back Hitler Im voting BNP in
  • WOW: Justice Scalia Said Supreme Court Will Hear Case of Obama Birth Eligibility- Hitler's birth records were c...
  • Obama is just a black version of Hitler and Stalin...each brought their country to fall
  • next obama will call for experiments on humans in his health care plan, like hitler did
  • Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?
So it's nice to find the occasional reasonable Hitler reference:
  • After the Gottfried as Hitler movie, watched Killer Klowns From Outer Space. Dreamed that Hitler was a Jewish clown who juggled popcorn.
How it works? You can search Twitter for posts containing any word, and their API (application programming interface) makes it easy to write a website that reads information from Twitter. This makes it easy to use Twitter for market research, but also makes it easy to find all the stupidness being posted. I've removed the names from the above posts, but it would be really easy to find them.

Review: Cyburbia by James Harkin

Review: Cyburbia by James Harkin

What do you, sitting in front of your computer, responding to an endless stream of updates on Facebook and Twitter, have in common with an anti-aircraft gunner, ceaselessly moving the sights to try and anticipate the zig-zagging path of an aircraft trying to bomb you? The answer for James Harkin is cybernetics, the discipline founded in the 1940s by the engineer Norbert Wiener.

In either situation you are receiving information and immediately responding to it: data in, control signals out. Wiener saw that the gunner was functioning as part of a system, a stream of information: gunner aims at the plane, plane takes evasive action to avoid the bullets, gunner watches the plane's trajectory shift, gunner re-aims at the plane. The pilot too is in a similar position, constantly trying to predict the gunner's aim and avoid it. A similar state of affairs exists in someone playing a video game - where often you are trying to shoot something or avoid something. And for Harkin much of modern life is like this, a ceaseless flow of information to which we must respond instantly. (Or must we? We feel we must, at least.)

Connected to cybernetics is the study of networks, where researchers focus on the connections between people, rather than the people themselves. This begins with Stanley Milgram's Six Degrees of Separation experiment (which was mostly faked), and Harkin links it to hippy entrepreneur Stewart Brand, founder of the Whole Earth Catalogue, as well as to Shawn Fanning, founder of Napster, to Facebook, and its use by intelligence agencies trying to understand terrorist organisations.

In the past decade the military has seen great value in this, aiming to equip every soldier with communications devices able to talk to their peers, to spread information widely, share their positions, and coordinate. In practice, as in the Israeli attacks on Lebanon in 2006, this has not always worked - soldiers uncertain of their objectives, too busy keeping up with their networks to pursue their actual battlefield targets. How similar to the workplace of many of us in more mundane jobs.

Cybernetics is all about feedback. There are two types of feedback. Negative feedback tends to restore a system to equilibrium; Wiener feared the world falling into chaos (as did his fan Marshall McLuhan) and saw cybernetics as allowing feedback to restore it to a stable condition. The other type is positive feedback which despite its name tends to be destructive: this is the feedback of a microphone and amplifier, or of a nuclear reactor undergoing a runaway reaction, where the output feeds into the input and multiplies - internet gossip can be another destructive example of this.

For harkin, we all live in the world of "cyburbia", which seems to draw on 1950s sociology that portrayed suburbia as a place of conformity where everyone spies on everyone else - the internet allows us to watch and follow each other (and he reports on experiments like allowing people to watch CCTV feeds from their housing estates). Governments try to use social networks to combat terrorism, but modern terrorists are not organised in a tight structure. They use networks to try and organise their soldiers, with similarly unsuccessful results. In cybernetics, feedback offers a choice between stasis and runaway out-of-control processes. This isn't enough to live our lives by.

Harkin worked with filmmaker Adam Curtis on his series The Trap, and there is something of the same voice to this book. It is easy to read, prone to sweeping statements but with an undercurrent of cynicism rather than the customary Wired-style evangelism about Web 2.0, Facebook, or peer-to-peer networking. There are detailed discussion of 1960s hippydom and recent American and Israeli military thinking, amongst other areas. There is little technical discussion of cybernetics which is perhaps a weakness. And while it is good at attacking the pretentions of modern Web 2.0 enthusiasts it offers little positive in itself.

The mobile phone company T-Mobile has started in Britain offering promotions to customers with more than 50 friends. Yet the book comments on a survey of Blackberry users which found that the principal function of the device is less to keep in contact with friends than to preserve a distance from acquaintances. Harkin not T-Mobile shows the direction communications companies should be heading. If you're already suspicious of where we're going with information overload, rapid tic-like responses to email, and addiction to Facebook, Harkin will provide ammunition, and if you're still an enthusiast it might cause some thinking. Thought which can only be done away from the internet.

Monday, July 20, 2009

Walter Cronkite: the Fox News of the past?

The Guardian offers a sharply critical obituary of the deceased newscaster Walter Cronkite, who died on 17 July. In the piece by Harold Jackson, Cronkite is criticised for his failure to report foreign affairs:
as managing editor of the CBS evening news for 19 years, his evaluation of world events helped shape his country's electronic reporting into the extraordinarily insular and inadequate chronicle it has become. That, in turn, opened the door to Rupert Murdoch's current brand of unashamedly partisan news coverage. During Cronkite's reign, the standard television bulletin, from which most Americans drew their picture of the world, lasted for 22 minutes. The consequent pressure to condense or omit meant that events in vast tracts of the globe remained unknown across the world's most powerful nation.
For his inability to report domestic news:
Important developments for which there was no film were reduced to soundbites that barely touched the national consciousness. Nor, as became apparent in crises like Carter's dithering over the neutron bomb, had a mechanism been devised to give viewers a coherent account of policies and ideas, except to make them crudely personalised.
And his political bias:
He may have kept his voting preferences secret but the tone of voice, the pause, the lift of the shaggy eyebrows rarely left viewers in much doubt of Cronkite's editorial view. He so riled Kennedy during the 1960 presidential campaign that the candidate tried to get him removed from the CBS roster. The most famous comment he actually voiced came in a 1968 documentary, made after the Tet offensive in Vietnam, when he declared that the time had come for America to negotiate with North Vietnam "not as victors but as an honourable people". A startled President Lyndon Johnson said to his press secretary: "If I've lost Cronkite, I've lost middle America." A news magazine wrote that it was as if Lincoln himself had ambled down from his memorial and joined an anti-war demonstration.
He also helped Carter lose the 1980 presidential election. As somebody else in that line of work used to say, good night, and good luck. And that's the way it is.

Friday, July 17, 2009

"Berlusconi is our own Kung Fu Panda"

Slavoj Zizek compares Silvio Berlusconi and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in the London Review of Books. Like Putin in Russia, the two men have implemented a kind of dictatorial democracy, where the failings of democracy and its inability to represent the genuine popular will (e.g. people hate the government but still vote for it) are exploited to preserve a self-interested, corrupt leader. Quotes:
The last tragic US president was Richard Nixon: he was a crook, but a crook who fell victim to the gap between his ideals and ambitions on the one hand, and political realities on the other. With Ronald Reagan (and Carlos Menem in Argentina), a different figure entered the stage, a 'Teflon' president no longer expected to stick to his electoral programme, and therefore impervious to factual criticism (remember how Reagan's popularity went up after every public appearance, as journalists enumerated his mistakes). This new presidential type mixes 'spontaneous' outbursts with ruthless manipulation.

[...]

Surprised at seeing a horseshoe above the door of [Niels] Bohr's country house, a visiting scientist said he didn't believe that horseshoes kept evil spirits out of the house, to which Bohr answered: 'Neither do I; I have it there because I was told that it works just as well if one doesn't believe in it!' This is how ideology functions today: nobody takes democracy or justice seriously, we are all aware that they are corrupt, but we practise them anyway because we assume they work even if we don't believe in them.
He also reflects on the liberating possibilities of Islam (e.g. in the 1979 Iranian revolution) and Berlusconi's brutal anti-immigration policies: declaring a state of emergency and jailing a ship's captain who failed to sink a rubber dinghy full of immigrants.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Ryanair: The Simon Cowell of transportation

Ryanair has agreed to change its advertising strategy after been referred to the Office of Fair Trading. (The Register) To mark this historic day, here are some of Ryanair's greatest hits in advertising and public relations:

Apr 2009: Ryanair claims to be considering a surcharge for overweight people on its flights. (Ryanair)
Feb 2009: Ryanair does away with check-in desks in airports and allegedly considers charging customers to use the toilet on its planes, although many people suspect the latter is a PR stunt by the company. (BBC; The Register)
Feb 2009: Ryanair staff post abusive comments on a blog after the blogger claims to have found a bug in their website. A Ryanair staffer claims "you're an idiot and a liar!!" (The Register; Jason Roe)
Dec 2008: The airline is found to flout regulations by automatically adding insurance and checked-in baggage to transactions on its website, both of which carry extra costs. (The Register)
Sep 2008: The Irish Times reports on a dispute where Ryanair is allegedly instructing pilots to carry less fuel for use in emergencies. Ryanair wholly deny the allegations. (Irish Times)
Oct 2008: Ryanair is voted the world's least favourite airline for the third year running in a survey by TripAdvisor. (Travelmole)
Aug 2008: Ryanair announces it will cease to honour tickets booked through aggregators, such as price comparison sites. (The Register)
Jul 2008: Newspapers report that Ryanair was unable or unwilling to help a disabled passenger onto a plane, forcing her husband to carry her onboard. (Sun; Daily Mail)
Apr 2008: The ASA upholds a complaint over a misleading promotion, finding Ryanair offered insufficient evidence to prove the cheap flights advertised were available. (ASA)
Feb 2008: A French court awards 60,001 Euros damages to Carla Bruni and Nicolas Sarkozy after Ryanair used images of them in an ad without their permission. (The Register)
Jan 2008: Ryanair is censured by Advertising Standards Authority for a sexually suggestive press ad showing a woman in a schoolgirl costume. The ASA said the ad "appeared to link teenage girls with sexually provocative behaviour and was irresponsible and likely to cause serious or widespread offence." Ryanair refused to withdraw this ad and said, "This isn't advertising regulation, it is simply censorship. This bunch of unelected self-appointed dimwits are clearly incapable of fairly and impartially ruling on advertising." (BBC; ASA)
Jan 2008: Further ASA criticism over the wording of ads, as Ryanair fails to insert the word "from" before the figure "£10". (ASA)
Oct 2007: The ASA ban a Ryanair advert which falsely accuses lastminute.com of "robbing" and overcharging customers. (The Register; ASA)
Oct 2007: Ryanair voted least favourite airline again (Glasgow Evening Times)
Aug 2007: While Ryanair claims to be faster and cheaper than Eurostar from London to Paris, the ASA differs. Complaint against Ryanair upheld. (ASA)
July 2007: A Ryanair campaign encouraging people to write to the UK government over climate change policy is criticised by the ASA. (ASA)
May 2007: Complaints upheld over ad about promotional flights from Stansted. (ASA)
Apr 2007: The London Evening Standard reports that a "boy of 14 in a plaster cast from his ankle to his thigh was forced to stand for nearly two hours on a Ryanair jet." Ryanair subsequently apologised. (Evening Standard)
Apr 2007: Ryanair named in an Early Day Motion by British parliamentarians for "refus[ing] to provide an email address for the purposes of making complaints and direct[ing] its customers to use either a telephone number which costs 10 pence per minute or to post or fax complaints to its head office in Dublin". They call upon "online-based companies such as Ryanair to improve the ability of their customers to communicate with the company after sales by at least publishing an email address for this purpose so that redress for poor service is made less complicated and expensive", and publish a phone number for the airline. (UK Parliament)
Feb 2007: The Times reports that Ryanair has been criticised by air accident investigators for pilots flying too low over houses and other safety concerns. Pilots blame pressure to turn around planes in only 25 minutes; Ryanair declined to comment. Incidents include (1) a plane landing in Cork that "exceeded the normal operating limit for tilting the Boeing 737's wings" and set off its ground proximity alarm twice, flying as low as 425 ft above houses, (2) a near-accident in Knock, Ireland, that was not reported for almost 2 weeks and some evidence deleted in the interim, and (3) a co-pilot having to take control of a flight approaching Rome when the captain "suffered a breakdown". (Times)
Dec 2006: Ryanair fails to take consumer rights website ryanaircampaign.org offline for trademark infringement when the World Intellectual Property Organisation Arbitration and Mediation Center rules against the airline. (The Register)
Nov 2006: Ryanair advertisements that promise free flights but fail to quantify taxes and airport fees are criticised. (ASA)
Oct 2006: Ryanair cuts baggage allowances by a quarter while passengers are on holiday: "a family of four could end up paying £110 just to bring back the same amount of luggage they took." (This Is Money)
Oct 2006: Ryanair is voted the world's least favourite airline in a survey by TripAdvisor. (Guardian)
Aug 2006: Another "misleading" comparison in press ads. (ASA)
May 2006: UK statutory body the Disability Rights Commission criticises Ryanair for imposing a 33 p levy on each ticket to pay for transporting disabled people; the DRC feel 0.02 p would be a fairer price. Ryanair chief executive Michael O'Leary is quoted as saying "The DRC wouldn't f***ing know how much it costs if it jumped up and bit them". (Daily Telegraph)
May 2006: Complaint upheld for imposing too many conditions on cheap flights that weren't mentioned in ad. (ASA)
Feb 2006: The Irish Independent reports that the Irish Aviation Authority has "engaged" with Ryanair after "getting dozens of letters from pilots worried about their professional status with the low-cost airline. The pilots warned that they may no longer be able to comply with the conditions of their licences because they may, in effect, be compelled to fly while it might not always be safe to do so." Ryanair claim they respect the authority of pilots but refuse to comment on a pilot allegedly demoted for refusing to fly due to fatigue. (Irish Independent)
Feb 2006: A documentary for Channel 4's Dispatches series claims to expose "inadequate safety and security checks, dirty planes, exhausted cabin crew and pilots complaining about the number of hours they have to fly". (Channel 4)
May 2005: Complaint upheld when Ryanair promise cheap summer flights, but none are available after May 26th. (ASA)
Dec 2004: Both Ryanair and Stansted found to have jointly discriminated against a disabled passenger by charging £18 for a wheelchair rental. This overturns an earlier ruling that found Ryanair solely responsible. (Out-Law)
Dec 2004: Complaint upheld for claiming Girona airport serves Barcelona; Girona is 112 km (70 miles) away. (ASA)
Sep 2004: The International Transport Workers' Federation criticise Ryanair for staff's long working hours, hiring eastern European crew on lower wages, and intimidating workers who try to join unions. (ITWF)

You could draw up similar lists for other airlines, such as BA and Virgin's price fixing (BBC), and EasyJet's reluctance to offer refunds (Guardian) and automatically adding optional surcharges to flights (The Register), but Ryanair's is almost certainly the longest.

A brief history of Flash mobs

Originally intended as a joke on stupid hipsters, co-opted by advertising men, and to many observers completely pointless, the Flash Mob seems to be one form of silliness that will not die. Typically it involves somebody posting on a website "let's meet at X and do Y" where X is a public space and Y is something very crazy.

Early flash mobs involved pestering sales assistants or random street performance, but there are also subgenres like pillow fight flash mob, flash mob bang, and mobile clubbing. It also links to more political phenomena like guerrilla gardening and guerrilla knitting. And even more bizarre ideas appear: "we thought we'd try a 'flash-mob' cataloging party! A bunch of LibraryThing members show up with laptops and barcode scanners in hand and see how fast we can enter an entire library into LibraryThing." (Dutch library website)

Arguments

Pro: Thomas Kerrigan, commenting on article, London Evening Standard:
I love the whole concept of flash mobs. The anonymous nature, the spontaneity of hundreds of people suddenly coming together, becoming united for a brief moment where otherwise people pass each other by in silence. It offers everyone a unique story to tell loved ones about a break in humdrum routine.
Anti: Author James Harkin (Cyburbia, Adam Curtis's The Trap, Director of Talks at the ICA in London):
'Why not turn up at Grand Central Station wearing underpants in a big Flash Mob?' But I don't think 'Why Not?' is good enough. Things need to have a purpose. If you have a project or a purpose, you can use the medium to achieve that. With no ideas, no project, you have nothing. The evangelists simply believe can use this metaphysical glow of this medium to woo people. People forget the world's first Flash Mob in 2003, organised by Bill Wasik, was a joke. It was a joke on the gullibility of New York hipsters who would react to any kind of electronic information, and do anything you told them. What's fascinating is that the 'Why Not?' ethos of Web 2.0 people started as a joke against them.
Rather than decide on its merits here is a...

Flash Mob time-line

Prehistory: Protestors at the G8 conference in Seattle in 1999 made extensive use of websites and internet technology to rapidly organise demos. Howard Rheingold's book Smart Mobs: The Next Social Revolution was published in 2002, a year before the first flash mob. In one scene in Terry Gilliam movie The Fisher King (1991) everyone in Grand Central Station spontaneously starts ballroom dancing for no reason. Wikipedia also points to Larry Niven's 1973 story "Flash Crowd", while Ray Bradbury's 1943 story "The Crowd" describes a group of people who appear with suspicious speed around accident scenes. Flash mobs are also perhaps connected to the ancient joke of standing in the street pointing at something non-existent, which can reputedly attract a large crowd also pointing and pretending to see what you are pointing at.

May 2003: Bill Wasik, senior editor of Harper's Magazine, organises the first flash mob. "I created an email address - themobproject@yahoo.com - and forwarded an email to myself, and then I forwarded it to about forty or fifty friends on the premise that they would think, 'Oh, Bill's heard about this interesting thing.'" Planned for the street outside Claire's Accessories, Astor Place, New York City, they fail to go through with it due to a police presence nearby. (Stay Free)

3 June 2003: In the second mob organised by Wasik, the first successful flash mob, 100 people gather in the rug department of Macy's, New York City, confusing sales assistants with bizarre questions.

24 July 2003: First European flash mob, in Rome: members enter a shop and ask for non-existent titles. (CNN)

7-8 August 2003: Mobs planned for Berlin, Amsterdam, London, Zurich and Vienna. In Berlin on the 7th "about 40 people in the middle of a busy street took out their mobile phones and shouted, 'yes, yes!' and then applauded". (CNN)

3 April 2004: First computing flash mob at University of San Francisco, an attempt to get lots of people to bring computers to create a temporary supercomputer. (Flash Mob Computing)

6.53pm, 4 April 2007: Over 4000 people attend a silent disco at Victoria Station, London, the largest event in Britain up to that point, which lasted 2 hours. This is one of a number of events organised by artists Ben Cummins and Emma Davis, in which people arrive at a venue and dance to music on their headphones. The silent disco phenomenon also enjoys brief popularity in clubs and at music festivals. (Evening Standard)

Summer 2007: The world is gripped with flash mob water fight fever, with events in Leeds, Vancouver, London, and many other places. (Daily Mail; Channel 4; Vancouver Sun)

25 May 2007: Zombie flash mob, San Francisco. (cnet)

5 August 2007: First Chinese flash mob, with 14 people gathering to sing songs in the street in Changchun, Jilin province. (china.org)

22 March 2008: Possibly the largest flash mob ever is the New York event of Worldwide Pillow Fight day.

27 March 2008: Flash mob protesting against Heathrow Terminal 5, London. (T5FlashMob)

5 May 2008: A flash mob water fight in Leeds causes thousands of pounds worth of damage. A similar event was held without incident in the city on 5 May 2007. (The Register)

15 January 2009: T-Mobile stage a fake flash mob in London's Liverpool Street station for use in a mobile phone commercial.

7.00pm, 6 February 2009: A flash mob is held in Liverpool Street station in tribute to the T-Mobile advertisement. One participant says "The T-Mobile advert was brilliant and I thought it would be really fun to join so many other people just to dance." (Daily Telegraph)

1 March 2009: Flash mob of plasticine figures mourning TV presenter Tony Hart, outside Tate Modern, London. (BBC)

6pm, 26 June 2009: Mass moonwalk at Liverpool Street station, London, in tribute to Michael Jackson who died the previous day. (B3ta)

Additional data from the internet version of the flash mob, Wikipedia.