Friday, November 18, 2011

The small print?

You've all seen it but have you ever read it?  Almost every TV commercial these days comes with its small print, often just a line of text saying "conditions apply", but sometimes paragraphs of obscure regulations and caveats.  What follows are a few of the bits of small print found on the weekend of the 11th-13th November 2011 on British TV.  Some of it gives health warnings or usage instructions; some reveals the less-than-impressive details of the money-off offers (the high original price may have only been in place a week or two); other texts explain the methodology behind grandiose claims; or reveal the extra cash you'll have to spend to get something useful.

Screens simulated. Sequence shortened. High speed internet, webcams, mobile plan, additional programs and fees required for some features. (Microsoft OS and web services)

7% fibre. Enjoy as part of a healthy balanced diet & active lifestyle. 30g serving = 9% of sugar GDA. (Coco Pops breakfast cereal)

Scale speed 770 kmh. (GX Buggy toy)

Sold separately. Battle fortress around £40. (Zibits toy)

Batteries not included. Adult assembly required. (Elefun game)

Subject to availability. Selected UK Stores. (Clarkson Powered Up DVD)

Not game footage. Game sold separately. (Elder Scrolls V game/X-Box console)

Annual global sales 7/09 - 6/10. Ends 22/11. See in store for details. Selected stores. (Olay beauty product/Superdrug store)

£50 with any Estee Lauder fragrance purchase. While stocks last. (Estee Lauder Beautiful fragrance)

A few rules apply.  Ofcom Market Report. (3 mobile phone plan)

At participating restaurants only. Drinks may vary. Oreo is a registered trademark of Kraft foods used under licence. (KFC meal options)

For the facts: drinkaware.co.uk (Press 81 liquor)

Antibacterial handwash. Use biocides safely. Always read the label and product information before use. (Dettol handwash)

12 place setting tested. uSwitch.com prices used. On selected Bosch dishwashers at participating retailers. Ends 20th January. Terms & Conditions apply. (Bosch dishwashers)

16+. Prices include VAT & P&P. Cost of bid varies. Cost of bids included. Savings against RRP. Pay to bid auction site. (Madbid.com auction website)

Active City Stop is active at speeds up to 19mph. Optional features available at extra costs on selected models, see your Ford Dealer for details. (Ford Focus)

Excludes Trax bikes. Selected bikes only. (Halfords stores bicycle department)

18+ (Daily Mail newspaper reader offer)

£349. (struckout) £649. Higher price 1st - 10th Nov. Ends 16th Nov. £269. (struckout) £449. Higher price 3rd - 9th Nov. Ends 17th Nov. (Comet stores)

UK residents and 16+ only. Competition closes: 13/11/11. Full terms at tvterms.co.uk. (Gillette razors)

Associated with dandruff. (Head & Shoulders shampoo for itchy scalps)

Based on December 2010 survey. Funds sent within one hour, if approved between midnight and 10 pm. Maximum of £1,000 for first time customers. 25% off finance charge from which APR is calculated. Approval subject to status. Approvals take less than 30 minutes in most cases. Representative 1734% APR. Online discount. Cannot be combined with other offers. Terms and conditions apply. (QuickQuid money lending service)

While stocks last. Mystery product also available at larger Boots stores. (Boots beauty product promotion)

Selected products and stores. Subject to availability. Enjoy wine responsibly. Offer runs Thursday to Tuesday. (M&S meal offer)

18+. No deposit necessary. Non-withdrawable £10 free bet. Standard network charges and terms apply www.gambleaware.co.uk (Sky Bet gambling)

Fairy, Flash & Febreze will donate £150,000 to Make-A-Wish foundation this Christmas. Charity registration numbers (England & Wales) 296572 (Scotland) SCO37479 (Ireland) CHY15267. (Fairy/Flash/Febreze cleaning products charity appeal)

With dry food always give your cat plenty of water. (IAMS dry cat food)

Toys shown £4.24 to £77.24. Selected lines. Ends Tuesday. Some batteries excluded. Ends Tuesday. NPD Customer Survey, 200 transactions, 2010-11. (Argos stores toy offer)

(C) 2011 Kodak.  Based on lowest total ink replacement costs, inkjet printers. Q3 2011 pricing. See printkodak.co.uk. RRP August 2011. (Kodak printers)

Keeps on working for up to 12 hours. Research results - 80% of 130 women. (Simple beauty product)

£659 total separate selling price from 5/8 - 10/9/11. £649 from 17/9 - 12/10/11 AMD Dual Core E2 3000M Accelerated Processor with AMD Radeon HD6380G Discrete-Class Graphics. Currys only. £199 from 20/10 - 9/11/11. (Currys/PC World electronics stores)

Selected UK stores. Subject to availability. Delivery charges may apply online. Toy prices from £34.16-£90. tesco.com/direct. (Tesco stores games offer)

Youth Code day + serum tested on 194 women. (L'Oreal beauty product)

18+ only. Terms and conditions apply. (uniformdating.com dating website)

In taste tests 181 like Lindt. 86% of them also liked Aldi. (Aldi supermarket own-brand chocolate animals)

Banned in Pakistan

The government of Pakistan is reportedly planning to introduce legislation banning people from using obscene language on mobile phone SMS messages (texts). The Pakistan Telecommunications Authority has reportedly ordered telephone networks to implement filtering on their networks to prevent users from sending any words from a list of more than 1000 English and 550 Urdu words and phrases. Some of the terms are obscene, sexual, ethnic slurs, or drug related, but others are medical terms like "athlete's foot" or "period", musical references like "Wuutang", "G Unit", and "OU812" (a Van Halen album), the name of the jailbird American footballer "Rae Carruth", the fruit "Kumquat", and "Jesus Christ". (The Tribune, Pakistan.)

The complete list has been posted on the internet: A.S.S., ANAL, ANAL ANNIE, ANAL SEX, ANALANNIE, ANALSEX, ANUS, ARSE, ASS, ASS BAGGER, ASS BLASTER, ASS CLOWN, ASS COWBOY, ASS FUCK, ASS FUCKER, ASS HOLE, ASS HOLES, ASS HORE, ASS JOCKEY, ASS KISS, ASS KISSER, ASS KLOWN, ASS LICK, ASS LICKER, ASS LOVER, ASS MAN, ASS MONKEY, ASS MUNCH, ASS MUNCHER, ASS PACKER, ASS PIRATE, ASS PUPPIES, ASS RANGER, ASS WHORE, ASS WIPE, ASSBAGGER, ASSBLASTER, ASSCLOWN, ASSCOWBOY, ASSFUCK, ASSFUCKER, ASSHOLE, ASSHOLES, ASSHORE, ASSJOCKEY, ASSKISS, ASSKISSER, ASSKLOWN, ASSLICK, ASSLICKER, ASSLOVER, ASSMAN, ASSMONKEY, ASSMUNCH, ASSMUNCHER, ASSPACKER, ASSPIRATE, ASSPUPPIES, ASSRANGER, ASSWHORE, ASSWIPE, ATHLETES FOOT, ATHLETESFOOT, AXING THE WEASEL, B HARD, BACK DOOR, BACK DOOR MAN, BACKDOOR, BACKDOORMAN, BACKSEAT, BAD ASS, BAD FUCK, BADFUCK, BALL LICKER, BALL SACK, BALLLICKER, BALLSACK, BANGING, BARELY LEGAL, BARELYLEGAL, BARF, BARF FACE, BARFACE, BARFFACE, BASTARD, BAZONGAS, BAZOOMS, BEASTALITY, BEASTIALITY, BEAT OFF, BEAT YOUR MEAT, BEATOFF, BEAT-OFF, BEATYOURMEAT, BI SEXUAL, BIATCH, BIG ASS, BIG BITCH, BIG BITCH, BIG BUTT, BIGASS, BIGBASTARD, BIGBUTT, BISEXUAL, BI-SEXUAL, BITCH, BITCHES, BITCHIN, BITCHY, BITE ME, BITEME, BLACK OUT, BLACKOUT, BLOW JOB, BLOWJOB, BONER, BOOBIES, BOOBS, BOODY, BREAST, BREAST JOB, BREAST LOVER, BREAST MAN, BREASTJOB, BREASTLOVER, BREASTMAN, BUDWEISER, BULL CRAP, BULL DIKE, BULL DYKE, BULL SHIT, BULLCRAP, BULLDIKE, BULLDYKE, BULLSHIT, BUMBLE FUCK, BUMBLEFUCK, BUMFUCK, BUNGHOLE, BUTCH BABES, BUTCH DIKE, BUTCH DYKE, BUTCHBABES, BUTCHDIKE, BUTCHDYKE, BUTT BANG, BUTT FUCK, BUTT FUCKER, BUTT FUCKERS, BUTT HEAD, BUTT MAN, BUTT PLUG, BUTT STAIN, BUTTBANG, BUTT-BANG, BUTTFACE, BUTTFUCK, BUTT-FUCK, BUTTFUCKER, BUTT-FUCKER, BUTTFUCKERS, BUTT-FUCKERS, BUTTHEAD, BUTTMAN, BUTTPIRATE, BUTTPLUG, BUTTSTAIN, CAMEL TOE, CAMELTOE, CARPET MUNCHER, CARPETMUNCHER, CARRUTH, CHERRY POPPER, CHERRYPOPPER, CHICK SLICK, CHICKSLICK, CLAM DIGGER, CLAM DIVER, CLAMDIGGER, CLAMDIVER, CLIT, CLITORIS, COCK, COCK BLOCK, COCK BLOCKER, COCK COWBOY, COCK FIGHT, COCK KNOB, COCK LICKER, COCK LOVER, COCK NOB, COCK QUEEN, COCK RIDER, COCK SMITH, COCK SUCKER, COCK TAIL, COCK TEASE, COCKBLOCK, COCKBLOCKER, COCKCOWBOY, COCKFIGHT, COCKHEAD, COCKKNOB, COCKLICKER, COCKLOVER, COCKNOB, COCKQUEEN, COCKRIDER, COCKS MAN, COCKSMAN, COCKSMITH, COCKSUCER, COCKSUCKER, COCKTAIL, COCKTEASE, COCKY, CONDOM, COPULATE, CORN HOLE, CORNHOLE, CRACK PIPE, CRACK WHORE, CRACKPIPE, CRACKWHORE, CRACK-WHORE, CRAP, CRAPPY, CREAMY, CROTCH, CROTCH JOCKEY, CROTCH MONKEY, CROTCH ROT, CROTCHJOCKEY, CROTCHMONKEY, CROTCHROT, CUM, CUM BUBBLE, CUM FEST, CUM JOCKEY, CUM QUAT, CUM QUEEN, CUM SHOT, CUMBUBBLE, CUMFEST, CUMJOCKEY, CUMM, CUMMING, CUMQUAT, CUMQUEEN, CUMSHOT, CUNNILINGUS, CUNT, CUNT FUCK, CUNT FUCKER, CUNT LICKER, CUNTFUCK, CUNTFUCKER, CUNTLICKER, CYBER SEX, CYBER SLIMER, CYBERSEX, CYBERSLIMER, DAHMER, DAMN, DAMN IT, DAMNIT, DATNIGGA, DEAP THROAT, DEAPER, DEAPTHROAT, DEEP THROAT, DEEPER, DEEPTHROAT, DEFECATE, DEPOSIT, DEVIL, DICK BRAIN, DICK FART, DICK FOR BRAINS, DICK HEAD, DICK LICK, DICK LICKER, DICK LIKCER, DICK WAD, DICK WEED, DICKBRAIN, DICKFORBRAINS, DICKHEAD, DICKLESS, DICKLICK, DICKLICKER, DICKMAN, DICKWAD, DICKWEED, DIKE, DILDO, DIP STICK, DIPSTICK, DIRTY HO, DIXIE DIKE, DIXIE DYKE, DIXIEDIKE, DIXIEDYKE, DO ME, DOGGIE STYLE, DOGGIESTYLE, DOGGY STLYE, DOGGYSTYLE, DOME, DONG, DOPE, DRAG QUEEN, DRAGQUEEN, DRAGQWEEN, DRIP DICK, DRIPDICK, DRUNK, DRUNKEN, DUMB ASS, DUMB BITCH, DUMB FUCK, DUMBASS, DUMBBITCH, DUMBFUCK, EASY SLUT, EASYSLUT, EAT ME, EAT PUSSY, EATBALLS, EATME, EATPUSSY, EJACULATE, ERECTION, EVL, EXCREMENT, F.U.C.K., FACE FUCKER, FACEFUCKER, FAGGOT, FAGOT, FAIRY, FANNY FUCKER, FANNYFUCKER, FART, FAST FUCK, FASTFUCK, FAT ASS, FAT FUCK, FAT FUCKER, FATASS, FATFUCK, FATFUCKER, FATSO, FELLATIO, FEMME, FINGER FOOD, FINGER FUCK, FINGER FUCKER, FINGERFOOD, FINGERFUCK, FINGERFUCKER, FIST FUCK, FIST FUCKER, FISTFUCK, FISTFUCKER, FISTING, FLASHER, FLATULENCE, FLOGGIN THE DOLPHIN, FONDLE, FOOT FUCK, FOOT FUCKER, FOOT LICKER, FOOTACTION, FOOTFUCK, FOOTFUCKER, FOOTLICKER, FOOTSTAR, FORE SKIN, FORESKIN, FORNICATE, FOUR 20, FOUR TWENTY, FOUR20, FOURTWENTY, FREAK FUCK, FREAKFUCK, FREAKY FUCKER, FREAKYFUCKER, FREE FUCK, FREEFUCK, FUCK, FUCK BAG, FUCK BUDDY, FUCK FACE, FUCK FEST, FUCK FREAK, FUCK FRIEND, FUCK HEAD, FUCK HER, FUCK IT, FUCK KNOB, FUCK ME, FUCK ME HARD, FUCK MONKEY, FUCK OFF, FUCK PIG, FUCK THEM, FUCK WHORE, FUCK YOU, FUCKA, FUCKABLE, FUCKBAG, FUCKBUDDY, FUCKED, FUCKED UP, FUCKEDUP, FUCKER, FUCKERS, FUCKFACE, FUCKFEST, FUCKFREAK, FUCKFRIEND, FUCKHEAD, FUCKHER, FUCKIN, FUCKIN A, FUCKIN NUTS, FUCKIN RIGHT, FUCKINA, FUCKING, FUCKING A, FUCKING BITCH, FUCKING NUTS, FUCKINGBITCH, FUCKINNUTS, FUCKINRIGHT, FUCKIT, FUCKKNOB, FUCKME, FUCKMEHARD, FUCKMONKEY, FUCKOFF, FUCKPIG, FUCKWHORE, FUCKYOU, FUDGE PAKCERS, FUN FUCK, FUNFUCK, FUUCK, G UNIT, GANG BANG, GANG BANGER, GANGBANG, GANGBANGER, GAY, GAY ASS, GAY MUTHA FUCKIN QUEER, GAY PRIDE, GAYMUTHAFUCKINWHORE, GENITAL, GET IT ON, GETITON, GIEHN, GIVE HEAD, GIVEHEAD, GLAZED DONUT, GLAZEDDONUT, GO TO HELL, GOD DAMED MUTHA FUCKA, GOD DAMIT, GOD DAMN, GOD DAMNED, GOD MANIT, GODDAMIT, GODDAMN, GODDAMNED, GODDAMNES, GODDAMNIT, GODDAMNMUTHAFUCKER, GONORREHEA, GONZAGAS, GOOK, GOT JESUS, GOT2HAVEIT, GOTOHELL, G-UNIT, HAND JOB, HANDJOB, HARD ON, HARDER, HARDON, HAREM, HE HATE ME, HEAD FUCK, HEAD LIGHTS, HEADFUCK, HEADLIGHTS, HEHATEME, HELL NO, HELL YES, HELLNO, HELLYES, HEN HOUSE, HENHOUSE, HERPES, HERSHEY HI WAY, HERSHEYHIGHWAY, HERSHEYHIWAY, HERSHY HIGH WAY, HO MO, HOBO, HOLE, HOLE STUFFER, HOLESTUFFER, HOMO, HOMO BANGERS, HOMO SEXUAL, HOMOBANGERS, HOMOSEXUAL, HONKERS, HONKEY, HOOKER, HOOKERS, HOOTERS, HORE, HORNEY, HORNY, HORSESHIT, HOSE JOB, HOSEJOB, HOSER, HOSTAGE, HOT DAMN, HOT PUSSY, HOT TO TROT, HOT2TROT, HOTDAMN, HOTPUSSY, HOTTOTROT, HUSSY, HUSTLER, ID10T, IDIOT, IDOIT, IN THE ASS, IN THE BUFF, INGIN, INSEST, INTER COURSE, INTER RACIAL, INTERCOURSE, INTERRACIAL, INTHEASS, INTHEBUFF, JACK THE RIPPER, JACKASS, JACKOFF, JACKTHERIPPER, JAP, JAP CRAP, JAPCRAP, JERK OFF, JERKOFF, JESUS CHIRST, JESUSCHRIST, JISM, JIZ, JIZ JUICE, JIZIM, JIZJUICE, JIZZ, JIZZIM, JOINT, JUGGALO, JUGS, K MART, KILL, KILLER, KILLING, KISS ASS, KISSASS, KKK, KMART, KNOCKERS, KOON, KOTEX, KRAP, KRAPPY, KUM, KUM BUBBLE, KUM QUAT, KUMBUBBLE, KUMBULLBE, KUMQUAT, KUNT, KY, KY JELLY, LACTATE, LADY BOOG, LAID, LAP DANCE, LAPDANCE, LESBAIN, LESBAYN, LESBIAN, LESBIN, LESBO, LEZ, LEZ BE, LEZ BE FRIENDS, LEZBE, LEZBEFRIENDS, LEZBO, LEZZ, LEZZO, LICK ME, LICKER, LICKME, LIMP DICK, LIMPDICK, LIMY, LIVE SEX, LIVESEX, LOLITA, LOOSER, LOTION, LOVE BONE, LOVE GOO, LOVE GUN, LOVE JUICE, LOVE MUSCLE, LOVE PISTOL, LOVE ROCKET, LOVEBONE, LOVEGOO, LOVEGUN, LOVEJUICE, LOVEMUSCLE, LOVEPISTOL, LOVEROCKET, LOW LIFE, LOWLIFE, LUBE JOB, LUBEJOB, LUCKY CAMEL TOE, LUCKYCAMMELTOE, MAMS, MAN HATER, MAN PASTE, MANHATER, MANPASTE, MARY JANE, MARYJANE, MASTABATE, MASTABATER, MASTER BLASTER, MASTERBATE, MASTERBLASTER, MASTRABATOR, MATTRESS PRINCESS, MATTRESSPRINCESS, MEAT BEATTER, MEATBEATTER, MOLEST, MOLESTER, MOLESTOR, MONEY SHOT, MONEYSHOT, MOTHER FUCKER, MOTHER LOVE BONE, MOTHERFUCK, MOTHERFUCKER, MOTHERLOVEBONE, MUFF, MUFF DIVE, MUFF DIVER, MUFF LICKER, MUFFDIVE, MUFFDIVER, MUFFIN DIVER, MUFFINDIVER, MUFFLIKCER, MURDER, MUTHA FUCKER, NAKED, NASTY BITCH, NASTY HO, NASTY SLUT, NASTY WHORE, NASTYBITCH, NASTYHO, NASTYSLUT, NASTYWHORE, NEON DEON, NIG, NIGER, NIGGA, NIGGER, NIPPLE, NIPPLE RING, NIPPLERING, NIT TIT, NITTIT, NO FUCKING WAY, NO SEX, NOFUCKINGWAY, NOOKIE, NOONER, NUDE, NUT FUCKER, NUTFUCKER, OICU812, ON THE RAG, ONTHERAG, ORGASM, ORGY, OU812, OUI, PIMP, PEARL NECKLACE, PEARLNECKLACE, PECKER, PEE, PEEP SHOW, PEEPSHOW, PEEPSHPW, PENETRATION, PENIS, PENTHOUSE, PERIOD, PHQUE, PIMP, PIMP SIMP, PIMPED, PIMPER, PIMPJUIC, PIMPJUICE, PIMPSIMP, PISS, PISS HEAD, PISSED, PISSER, PISSHEAD, PLAY BOY, PLAY GIRL, PLAYBOY, PLAYGIRL, POCKET POOL, POCKETPOOL, POLACK, POON TANG, POONTANG, POOP, POOPER, POOR WHITE TRASH, POORWHITETRASH, POPIMP, PORCH MONKEY, PORCHMONKEY, PORN, PORN FLICK, PORN KING, PORN PRINCESS, PORNFLICK, PORNKING, PORNO, PORNPRINCESS, PREMATURE, PRICK, PRICK HEAD, PRICKHEAD, PRIMETIME, PROSTITUTE, PUBIC, PUBIC LICE, PUBICLICE, PUD, PUD BOY, PUDBOY, PUDD, PUDD BOY, PUDDBOY, PUN TANG, PUNTANG, PURINA PRINCESS, PURINAPRICNESS, PUSSY, PUSSY CAT, PUSSY EATER, PUSSY FUCKER, PUSSY LICKER, PUSSY LIPS, PUSSY LOVER, PUSSY POUNDER, PUSSYCAT, PUSSYEATER, PUSSYFUCKER, PUSSYLICKER, PUSSYLIPS, PUSSYLOVER, PUSSYPOUNDER, PUTT PIRATE, PWT, QUEEF, QUEER, QUICKIE, RAE CARRUTH, RAPE, RAPIST, REAR END, REAR ENTRY, REAREND, REARENTRY, RECTUM, RED LIGHT, REDLIGHT, REEFER, RENT A FUCK, RENTAFUCK, RETARD, RETARDED, RIBBED, RIM JOB, RIMJOB, ROACH, ROBBER, S AND M, S&M, SAMCKDADDY, SANDM, SATAN, SCHLONG, SCREW, SCREW YOU, SCREWYOU, SCROTUM, SEMEN, SEX, SEX FARM, SEX HOUND, SEX HOUSE, SEX KITTEN, SEX POT, SEX SLAVE, SEX TO GO, SEX TOY, SEX TOYS, SEX WHORE, SEXFARM, SEXHOUND, SEXHOUSE, SEXKITTEN, SEXPOT, SEXSLAVE, SEXTOGO, SEXTOY, SEXTOYS, SEXUAL, SEXWHORE, SEXY, SEXY BIATCH, SEXY BITCH, SEXY MOMA, SEXY SLIM, SEXYMOMA, SEXY-SLIM, SHAG, SHAGGIN, SHAGGING, SHAWTYPIMP, SHIT, SHIT DICK, SHIT EATER, SHIT FACE, SHIT FOR BRAINS, SHIT FUCK, SHIT FUCKER, SHIT HAPPENS, SHIT HEAD, SHIT OUT OF LUCK, SHIT STAIN, SHIT4BRAINS, SHITDICK, SHITEATER, SHITFACE, SHITFORBRAINS, SHITFUCK, SHITFUCKER, SHITHAPENS, SHITHAPPENS, SHITHEAD, SHITOUTOFLUCK, SHITS, SHITSTAIN, SHITTER, SHITTING, SHITTY, SHORT FUCK, SHORTFUCK, SHOWTIME, SIX SIX SIX, SIXSIXSIX, SIXTY 9, SIXTY NINE, SIXTY9, SIXTYNINE, SKANK, SKANK BITCH, SKANK FUCK, SKANK WHORE, SKANKBITCH, SKANKFUCK, SKANKWHORE, SKANKY BITCH, SKANKY WHORE, SKANKYBITCH, SKANKYWHORE, SKIN FLUTE, SKINFLUTE, SKUM, SKUM BAG, SKUMBAG, SLANT, SLANT EYE, SLANTEYE, SLAVE, SLAVE DRIVER, SLAVEDRIVER, SLEEZE BAG, SLEEZE BALL, SLEEZEBAG, SLEEZEBALL, SLIDE IT IN, SLIDEITIN, SLIME, SLIME BALL, SLIME BUCKET, SLIMEBALL, SLIMEBUCKET, SLUT, SLUT WEAR, SLUT WHORE, SLUTS, SLUTT, SLUTTING, SLUTTY, SLUTWEAR, SLUTWHORE, SMACK DADDY, SMACK THE MONKEY, SMACKTHEMONKEY, SMAGMA, SMART ASS, SNATCH, SNATCH PATCH, SNATCHPATCH, SNIPER, SNOT, SODOMITE, SODOMY, SON OF A BITCH, SONOFABITCH, SONOFBITCH, SPANK THE MONKEY, SPANKTHEMONKEY, SPERM, SPERM BAG, SPERM HEARDER, SPERM HERDER, SPERMACIDE, SPERMBAG, SPERMHEARDER, SPERMHERDER, SPIC, SPICK, SPIT, SPITTER, SPLIT TAIL, SPLIT TIAL, SPLITTAIL, STAGG, STRAP ON, STRAPON, STRINGER, STRIP CLUB, STRIPCLUB, STROKE, STROKING, STUPID, STUPID FUCK, STUPID FUCKER, STUPIDFUCK, STUPIDFUCKER, SUCK, SUCK DICK, SUCK ME, SUCK MY ASS, SUCK MY DICK, SUCK MY TIT, SUCK OFF, SUCKDICK, SUCKER, SUCKME, SUCKMYASS, SUCKMYDICK, SUCKMYTIT, SUCKOFF, SUICIDE, SWIGN DIXX, SWING DIXX, SWINGIN DIXX, SWINGING DICKS, SYPHILIS, TAMPON, TESTICLE, TESTICLES, THIRD EYE, THIRD LEG, THIRDEYE, THIRDLEG, THREE SOME, THREESOME, TIT, TIT BIT NIPPLY, TIT FUCK, TIT FUCKER, TIT FUCKIN, TIT JOB, TIT LICKER, TIT LOVER, TITBITNIPPLY, TITFUCK, TITFUCKER, TITFUCKIN, TITJOB, TITLICKER, TITLOVER, TITS, TITTIES, TITTY, TONGETHRUSTER, TONGUE, TONGUE THRUSTER, TONGUE TRAMP, TONGUETHRUST, TONGUETRAMP, TOUNG THRUSTER, TOUNGE BALLER, TOUNGE THRUST, TRAILER TRASH, TRAILERTRASH, TRAMP, TRI SEXUAL, TRIPLE X, TRIPLEX, TRISEXUAL, TROJAN, TROTS, TUNNEL OF LOVE, TUNNELOFLOVE, TURD, TWO BIT WHORE, TWO ON ONE, TWOBITWHORE, UNFUCKABLE, UP THE ASS, UP THE BUTT, UPSKIRT, UPTHEASS, UPTHEBUTT, URINATE, URINE, UTERUS, VAGINA, VAGINAL, VD, VIBRATER, VIBRATOR, VIRGIN, VIRGIN BREAKER, VIRGINBREAKER, VULVA, WAYSTED, WEENIE, WET SPOT, WETSPOT, WHACKER, WHISKEY DICK, WHISKEYDICK, WHISKY DICK, WHISKYDICK, WHITE TRASH, WHITETRASH, WHORE, WHORE FUCKER, WHORE HOUSE, WHOREFUCKER, WHOREHOUSE, WIGGER, WILLIE WANKER, WILLIEWANKER, WUUTANG, XXX, YELLOW MAN, YELLOWMAN